Our experts used their decades of fight game experience to identify the real winners and losers of UFC 261’s three title fights. Read all about it in the slideshow below:
Loser – Jessica Andrade: Accidentally placed her head in between Velentina Shevchenko and a spot on the mat the Kyrgyz was very much angry with. Winner – Valentina Shevchenko: The champion retained her title, which was her primary goal on the night. Loser – Weili Zhang: The former champion got kicked in the head and then had to talk to Joe Rogan. Winner – Rose Namajunas: After kicking and punching Weili Zhang, Namajunas is now a UFC champion which was not the case before the event. Loser – Jorge Masvidal: The challenger got knocked unconscious, knocked awake, knocked unconscious, knocked awake, knocked unconscious, knocked awake and knocked unconscious. Winner – Kamaru Usman: He knocked Jorge Masvidal out to defend his UFC Welterweight and BMF titles, and was rewarded with celebratory consweatti. Loser – Pat Barry: He is married to someone who began training under him as a child. He told a journalist he fell in love with her at first sight and considered them to have been dating for over five years at a time that would have meant he was 30 and she was 17 or younger. What a predatory fucking loser!