New Student Definitely a Wrestler

The new guy taking his first class at the gym definitely did some wrestling or something before, reports confirm. The new student, who showed up wearing a raggedy T-shirt with an unexplained acronym and mesh shorts, spent the majority of live rounds grabbing partners and dumping them on their heads, applying immense top pressure and ineffectually falling back for armbars. Students were previously suspicious of the student’s wrestling past, citing his inhumanly triangular torso, thick legs and totally fucked up ears. Students are recommended to get their guillotines and triangles now while the getting is good, and to avoid rolls in the months to come at all costs.