39-Year-Old Man Requests Haters Fight Him

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt and former UFC fighter Tom DeBlass took to Facebook and Instagram to make the totally normally request that any elite competitors who don’t like him come to his gym in order to hash their differences out through the equally rational options of a conversation or a fist fight without gloves. Unable to handle the idea of anyone not liking him, DeBlass requested that any non-fans in the professional grappling scene hash things out with him through talking, grappling or physical violence, all of which are completely sane and effective ways of getting someone to stop disliking you. In unrelated news, the author is a blue belt with a .500 records in tournaments, has not competed in a formal event in over three years, and is a total sheep who has not been training during the pandemic, with skills most-accurately described as “definitely thinks he’s doing something with that.”