Scientists Rejoice as New Hardest Substance on Earth Discovered in Muay Thai Gym Pads

The world of mineral science was elated today at the discovery of a new substance harder than any previously known material on earth located at King’s Muay Thai in Stockholm. While scientists have long theorized on a naturally occurring substance harder than diamond, it was still shocking to discover it hiding in plain sight in such abundance, with every single pad, mitt and kick shield at the gym filled entirely with the newly discovered material. Asked about the groundbreaking discovery at his gym, head instructor Adam Isaacs shrugged, noting that the pads were “a bit on the stiff side, but your shins will condition after a week or two.”