Poirier Apologizes for Outburst, Says Crowd Kissing Even Half His Asshole is Good Enough

Having just finished Conor McGregor for the second straight time after a dominant first round, and riled up by the Irish fighter’s ass-sitting trash talk, UFC Lightweight Dustin Poirier feels he let his emotions get the best of him when imploring all haters in the crowd to kiss his whole asshole. Having taken a few days to reflect on the event, Poirier now feels he was out of line and is more than willing to settle for a three-quarters or even a half-asshole kiss, provided he receives one from each and every fan in attendance booing after his main event bout. Poirier promised to be better, and to never again demand more than 80-percent asshole coverage from any disgruntled fight fans.