Grown Man Asks Other Adults to Call Him Grandmaster

*bows to a framed picture of the art’s “founder”*

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Contrary to initial assumptions, 27-year-old martial artist Kieron Foote was entirely serious when he introduced himself as Grandmaster Foote. Although immediate expectations were that Foote was joking when he introduced himself as such, the stern glare when you chuckled offers compelling counter-evidence. Upon further examination, other students all refer to the man as such, including those who are themselves, like you, entirely grown-ass adults with real jobs and responsibilities. Reports indicate this expectation extends beyond the confines of the dojo, and that “Grandmaster Kieron Foote” is his chosen name on all social media platforms.

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