Colby Covington Spends Christmas Eve at Mall Telling Children Santa Isn’t Real

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UFC welterweight Colby Covington, last seen once again failing in an attempt to defeat bitter rival Kamaru Usman in a UFC title fight, had a busy Christmas Eve this year, which he spent at the local mall telling children in line for pictures with Santa that the jolly red gift-giver wasn’t real, and it was just their loser parents buying all those gifts for them. Those in attendance at the mall found Covington’s display, which largely consisted of shouting at the children and making up cringe-inducing nicknames, to be incredibly boring and staggeringly embarrassing. Covington also approached the elf assistant at the booth, a local high school senior, and asked what the fat man was paying her, offering to double it.

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