By We here at Mixed Martial Artish humbly and proudly introduce ourselves as the premier mixed martial arts satire news source in New Jersey.
Our main products are as follows:
- Casting side-eye at the UFC
- Calling Gordon Ryan a dork
- Promoting vaccines like a sheep
- Far more jokes about jiu-jitsu than any other art
- Having a super secret hidden identity that nobody can crack
- Left-wing cancel culture bullshit
We can offer you the highest-quality, often biting, occasionally funny, frequently depressing “humor” posts for the low price of $0, or $5 a month to back the Patreon and receive almost zero (0) additional benefits. Looking forward to our future co-operation.
Warmest regards,
Bobby Ingram
Writer
Editor
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Mixed Martial Artish Industries
