Duct-Taped nazi Fighter a Bit on the Nose

That should do it.

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The metaphor was just a bit too heavy handed this past weekend at a Hardcore MMA event as the promoter responded to the racist tattoos of competitor Ivan Strelnikov by haphazardly duct taping over one of the offending pieces. The duct tape, a temporary solution to a permanent problem which it only partially addressed in the first place, was knocked free of the nazi ink and ceased to function in less than fifteen seconds of action after encountering literally the first instance of friction. With the tape seen to, Strelnikov was then free to go about his life exactly as he would have had there never been any tape at all, which he saw to by ending the bout as a big fucking loser.

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