Russia to Embarrass United States in Middle East Battle

The situation has escalated.

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Fans using Sean O’Malley to show the UFC can still build a fighter when they want to will need to find a new example as the promotion has announced his ritual sacrifice at the hands of Petr Yan at UFC 280. O’Malley, last seen trailing on the scorecards against #9-ranked bantamweight challenger Pedro Munhoz in his first fight with a top-ten opponent before the bout was called off due to an O’Malley foul, will now take on the former champion Yan, at which point he will be bludgeoned about the face and torso until he can no longer stand. The impending drubbing is set to be fans’ favorite O’Malley fight yet, and word out of camp says the American has already begun working on the rationalizations he will use to deny the result of the bout at its conclusion.

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