New Philosophical Debate Just Dropped: What Comes First, the Pussy or the Punch?

DeBlass presumably called Diabate a pussy a lot.

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When modern biological science and understanding of evolution settled the ancient philosophical thought experiment “what came first, the chicken or the egg?” it left a void in the community that has long gone unfilled. Fortunately, thanks to the diligent work of the combat sports community, a new point of debate and consideration has emerged: what comes first, the sucker punch thrown or the pussy accusation hurled. In one corner, the offering from the team at Ocean County Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, where head instructor Tom DeBlass came to the defense of a student who responded to an opponent’s insult following a questionably-officiated match exactly how you’d expect the student of a man constantly baffled by the idea of non-violent resolution to react, making the case that the punch is the response to the pussy. In the other, UFC fighters current and former Aleksandar Rakic and Jimi Manuwa, who make the point that the punch comes first, followed by the yonic accusation. The complex discussion has split the philosophical community in twain.

Two things philosophers on both sides of the debate agreed on is that using pussy as a pejorative is wack, and that sucker punching someone who hurt your feelings with such a lame insult is some real snowflake shit exuding just the absolute littlest-dick energy possible.

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