Mystery Investor Rescues Mixed Martial Artish

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Elon Musk’s ownership of mixed martial arts blog Mixed Martial Artish has come to a close, with the former founder and CEO today agreeing to a deal to sell the company and all of its assets to a mystery investor. New ownership was quick to institute a series of reversions to return the site to its prior operations before the blood-emerald billionaire’s time at the wheel, including the termination of Mixed Martial Artish Green, a change in editorial direction and the rehiring of all Elon-preceding staff save for one former employee. Although details of the deal are not currently available, it is believed the mystery investor paid upwards of $17 to acquire the company.

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