In a shocking development, journalists at Mixed Martial Artish can confirm that, following an in-depth assessment of UFC welterweight Stephen “Wonderboy” Thompson’s family tree, the elite fighter is somehow not from Canada, and instead was born and raised in the southern United States. Contrary to evidence gathered by looking at Thompson, or paying attention to any interview or public appearance he has made, he is not a sweet, sweet boy of the north. The revelation, which would likely be rattling to your very core where you able to retain it, is expected to cause ripples of shock through the community, not just now, but at all future events when fans see the American flag during his introduction and wonder, “wait, surely he is from a small town outside of Toronto, just happy to be seeing the big city for the first time.”
Bombshell Report: Stephen “Wonderboy” Thompson NOT Canadian
Somehow this man is not from a small town in Manitoba.