Battered Blachowicz Can’t Remember Fight, Division or Own Name

“Bro, my name is Stipe,” the confused former champ insisted.

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A sad development in the world of mixed martial arts today as Mixed Martial Artish reporters ran into a confused and increasingly agitated Jan Blachowicz, just days after his unsuccessful five-round title fight at UFC 282. The former light heavyweight champion appeared flabbergasted at our reporter’s questions about the bout, even insisting he hadn’t fought in almost two years. Our reporters cut the interview short when the irritated former champion kept insisting he wasn’t even a light heavyweight, and was actually a former UFC heavyweight champion, despite Blahowicz having never competed in the division. Everyone at Mixed Martial Artish wishes Mr. Blachowicz a full and speedy recovery.

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