By An anonymous source within Absolute Flow Jiu-Jitsu reports that, after six months of training at the school, they’re beginning to worry that owner and lead instructor Mestre Mike McDonough might actually be kind of an idiot and possibly even a total dipshit. Suspicions escalated when the source followed the coach’s personal account and discovered it primarily consisted of pictures of McDonough superimposed with quotes attributed to himself. The source later confirmed that in addition to using his story on the social media app to share these posts, he is fond of sharing provably false information on misandry and “reverse racism.”
A second source expects the former will confirm this inference next week, when McDonough formally launches his life coaching business.
