Hey, so, I can’t help noting that you just kicked me in the leg super hard, and, like… not cool. That was really painful. I’m pretty sure — yep, there it is — I’m already getting a big old welt and bruise. It’s barely been ten seconds! That can’t be healthy. I’m gonna be limping for days from that. Did you even consider that when you — HEY! A second time!?!?!? Are you serious right now? Right on the same spot. Tremendously painful. You’re unbelievable. I don’t think I want to hang out any more. Sorry.
Come on! Stop that!