As I prepare to head down to see some family in South Carolina before a week at a resort in Florida, I’m asking very nicely if everyone could just, you know, not do their whole thing for the next couple weeks. Gordon, I’m looking at you. Don’t speak. Don’t post. Just don’t. Colby. Dana. You know what, the UFC in general. All of you, I’m just begging you – please, let me rest. Save it up. Be twice as annoying in March. That’s a fair compromise. Just, for the next 12-or-so days just be normal and don’t do any thing racist, sexist or unfathomably risible.
Goddammit, I just got a notification about a Jake Shields tweet.