The ratings are in for the latest episode of Dana White’s Power Slap and Mixed Martial Artish can exclusively confirm that Nielsen Media Research has reported the event drew a rating of “Steve Gregory, of Flanders, NJ.” The agency reports that Gregory showed strong support for the program in the white men aged 35-44 demographic, having tuned into TBS before it even started and not changing until he shut his TV off 47 minutes after its conclusion. Reached for comment, Gregory said:
“Oh, shit, I dozed off for a bit there. Did Orange Cassidy win?”