Memory of Cyborg Getting Skull Broken in MMA Tarnished by Remembering It Was Different Cyborg

Mixed Martial Arts old head Corey Okposo had a fleeting moment of joy today when thinking about some of the worst MMA injuries caused him to recall when “Cyborg” got his skull fractured by a knee, before his brain remembered that was a different “Cyborg” just .38 seconds later. The injury, which left Evangelista “Cyborg” Santos with a horrifying dent in his forehead, is the kind of awful MMA malady you wouldn’t wish on anyone outside of your top 100-or-so enemies. Further reflecting on the other “Cyborg” did reveal he married his ex-wife, MMA superstar Cris “Cyborg” Justino, when she was 19 or 20 and he was 27 or 28, which certainly gives off big Pat Barry vibes, however further consideration of that was put off by the joy of remembering all those times Pat Barry got knocked out. Man, Cheick Kongo really blasted him. Pow!