New Gym Has Showers

The best news the father of four ever received

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Exciting news for Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu blue belt Preston Roberts with the discovery that his new gym, The Farm Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, has on-site showers. Roberts elected to pursue a change of scene to the new gym after identifying it as the only one within an hour of his home that wasn’t currently harboring a sex pest as a coach and knew little else about the academy when deciding to make the switch, but was elated to learn that the men and women’s change rooms were separate and each contained a way to wash yourself after an hour of sharing sweat with others. Although Roberts forgot to ask how much gym dues were, Mixed Martial Artish can confirm he left having purchased a one-year paid-in-full membership.

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