Reports out of Las Vegas confirm that despite only having one job to do a local man is absolutely terrible at it. While those within the organization confirmed the job could not be simpler, this bumbling doofus has time and again proved unable to clear even this very small hurdle. Although the man formally has additional responsibilities, those spoken with before publication confirm that it has been years since any of them have seen the man doing anything that you could in any way deem as satisfying those other responsibilities. The man broadly remains enthusiastic about his one job despite his lack of aptitude for it, though coworkers did note there are times he can’t be bothered to show up for that job, either.
Man With Only One Job Terrible At It
This is not a hard task, my guy.
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