Idiot Fumbles Bag Grabbing Larger Bag

Former UFC Heavyweight Champion and now confirmed fool Francis Ngannou has baffled fans by his massive fumbling of the Jon Jones bag just to grab onto a significantly more valuable bag. Despite having had the opportunity to take the bag freely on offer to him by the benevolent Dana White, Ngannou instead turned his nose up just because he correctly thought he could find a much bigger bag with far nicer side prizes if he didn’t take it. One can only assume this massive screw-up will haunt Ngannou’s dreams as he thinks about what might have been if he’d just had the common sense to take a worse deal for an oppressive boss who hated him instead. What a clown.