Heartbreaking news for MMA old heads yesterday as the UFC’s prefight stats revealed that Alex “Bruce Leeroy” Caceres is 35 years old. While initial reactions were an instinctual pushback on this claim, research found that Caceres, who made a splash on the scene with his boyish smile, entertaining walkouts and exciting style, was actually now a 29-fight UFC veteran. Further pain arrived with the realization that, upon further reflection, Caceres is now among the oldest fighters in his division.

Devastating! Alex Caceres Now 35
No, that’s gotta be a typo.