Golden Goosestep Squandered

Despite having a tailor-made opportunity to promote a UFC Title Fight on the sheer marketable force of naked racism and cringe escalation the organization has fumbled the bag by allowing former-champion Israel Adesanya to lose the strap to challenger Sean Strickland without ever facing Dricus “The Cape of the Great White Hope” Du Plessis. With Adesanya falling to Strickland the UFC may now miss out on this excellent opportunity to pit a black champion against a “real African” challenger, forced to instead settle for rematching with the newly crowned former-nazi instead. Tensions are said to be high within the organization following the mistake, with demands from higher-ups to never make an error like this again.