The eagerly anticipated rematch of incredibly talented UFC Lightweight Champion Islam Makhachev against incredibly talented former UFC Lightweight Champion Charles Oliveira has been cancelled to the despair of fans, instead replaced by a rematch of incredibly talented UFC Lightweight Champion Islam Makhachev and incredibly talented UFC Featherweight Champion Alexander Volkanovski. Instead of a bout featuring two of the most dangerous and impressive champions in the history of mixed martial arts, fans will instead have to settle for a bout featuring two of the most dangerous and impressive champions in the history of mixed martial arts. Fans around the world are united in their despairing joy, with mournful celebrations of the news pouring in at the horrible, very bad, no good, exciting and intriguing announcement.
Oh No! Awesome Fight Cancelled! Hooray! Awesome Fight Booked!
This is without contention the worst incredible news to ever darken our doorstep with a fight-of-the-year caliber booking.
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