Man Loses Grip on Concept of Time as MMA Hour Enters Fifth Hour

Mixed Martial Arts fan Brian Williamson fell victim to a complete dissociation from reality and the very idea of chronological time after a moderately-longer-than-usual episode of The MMA Hour with Ariel Helwani continued to broadcast well beyond the titular hour-long playtime. Having thrown the episode on prior to a planned run of roughly six miles at a local high school track, Williamson began feeling both mental and physical strain as he completed his 32nd lap during the show’s A-block. By the time the episode’s first guest called in Williamson was reportedly walking the track backwards while informing passing joggers that “time is just a lie created by the mind to trick us into passivity.”