“Here, I’ll show you, see how tight it goes when I put my arm across like this, see how hard it is for me to talk. Great, great now just squeeze your legs and pull on my head.”
“While we don’t yet know who Conor will be facing for this prestigious belt, we have full faith that he will find a way to do more of his schtick that you goofs can’t get enough of.”
“See, look at this weak shit,” said Martin, who last month cried because he got a splinter in his thumb, as a fighter was defeated by a body kick and the subsequent 17 punches to the head and neck.
“Oh, to be a fly on the wall. Imagine how the sport could have looked. Passing guards. Actively taking an opponent to the ground and landing on top. Strangulations!”
“I said you keep an eye on this dummy. If he puts one pixel out of line, he’ll regret it. We’ve got his phones tapped. We’ve got his internet watched. We’ve got his parents kidnapped. Try me.”
Reports confirm that everyone has recently earned a new rank, and that your coach could not be prouder of them and the way they’ve been performing at the gym recently.
Moran previously warned Hogan for two eye gouges, a kick to the back of the head of a downed opponent, grabbing the cage to prevent a takedown and several low blows after the bell.
Burton, who had just finished taking his first trial class, also asked about participating in the school’s advanced classes and joining the Saturday afternoon fight team sparring.
“It’s time for these guys to start taking some responsibility for our bottom line before we have to do something drastic, like cancel my Las Vegas snow birthday.”