UFC Blindsided as Khabib Announces He Retired Last Year

The news, which the former champion has reiterated several times in the intervening months, was said to have caught the promoter completely off guard.

UFC Streamer: “Dana White Is So Big and So Strong, and I Regret Ever Challenging His Mighty Presence”

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“I said you keep an eye on this dummy. If he puts one pixel out of line, he’ll regret it. We’ve got his phones tapped. We’ve got his internet watched. We’ve got his parents kidnapped. Try me.”