Tag: UFC

UFC Blindsided as Khabib Announces He Retired Last Year

The news, which the former champion has reiterated several times in the intervening months, was said to have caught the promoter completely off guard.

UFC Streamer: “Dana White Is So Big and So Strong, and I Regret Ever Challenging His Mighty Presence”

UFC Streamer

“I said you keep an eye on this dummy. If he puts one pixel out of line, he’ll regret it. We’ve got his phones tapped. We’ve got his internet watched. We’ve got his parents kidnapped. Try me.”

UFC Worried They Might Have to Actually Do Something if Fighter Dies From Cutting Weight

“It’s time for these guys to start taking some responsibility for our bottom line before we have to do something drastic, like cancel my Las Vegas snow birthday.”