Idiot Promotion Books Super Card With Newly Acquired Competitor

After the recent acquisition of competitor Bellator MMA, the Professional Fight League (PFL) has outed itself as an amateur organization not cut out for the big leagues by booking a super card between its own fighters and those of the newly purchased league instead of closing the other promotion immediately. Showing a complete lack of promotional instinct, the clowns at PFL have announced a loaded card featuring four champ-vs.-champ bouts and a number of interesting lower card pairings with exciting and competitive scraps. It is unclear at this time what the organization’s future plans for Bellator are however insiders believe they will fully terminate the promotion as soon as possible, arbitrarily signing or not-signing key names based on organization president Ray Sefo’s personal feelings toward them, if they know anything about the business.