Public Dicks McGregor & Danis on the Case of Muslim Drug Racket

With the news that Bellator Lightweight Champion Usman Nurmagomedov has received a six month suspension, which he claims is the result of a failure to disclose a prescribed medication, detectives Conor McGregor and Dillon Danis have gotten to work on the case and blown the lid off a complex operation. Detective McGregor chimed in first saying some extremely cool and good things about Nurmagomedov and the rest of his camp, including former UFC Lightweight Champion and Conor McGregor duster Khabib Nurmagomedov, and how they are a shame both to their god and to Khabib’s dead father. With that settled his intern Danis added the killer details of how for years the Dagestani fighters have used an intimidation racket to scare off drug testers from USADA, allowing the team to operate on drugs with impunity other than the two times fighters from the camp received upheld suspensions from USADA, all without anyone catching wind or the agency ever letting on it was being shaken down until the industrious private investigator figured it out. Bravo, lads!