UFC Announces Purge

The MMA world has been shaken by the announcement that the UFC will be entering a purge period, with fighters given free reign to use any and all drugs imaginable without punishment. The news comes after the announcement the UFC will part ways with USADA at the end of the year due to untenable relations between the two organizations believed to revolve around the latter organization’s insistence on drug testing UFC athletes. All citizens are advised to be alert and aware of their local MMA fighters and to take shelter and bunker down should you encounter one. With caution and calmness you and your loved ones will see the other side of this. Stay strong.